Finally have a goddamn connection to this thing. It took them forever to find a suitable keyboard for my enormous fingers. There is too much that has happened to document in full so I shall give you a brief synopsis of what has happened in the past and chronicle of what will come in the future as it comes.
As of now , I have almost died on SEVERAL occasions.... Lets see there was the time when we fought a brigade of Ghost Soldiers from the American Civil war, a Shemarian shot my gorgoeus face off. UGH the things I would have done to that bitch to get back at her. But, sadly she's dead. Then there was that time I was stuck in limbo for Muhammad knows what reason. I could have sworn I was there for MONTHS! No food, no water, only me, myself, and Jill. Lily was on vacay. However, what felt like months was Being blind and deaf really takes its toll on you, but my god did those cinnabuns that old hag was making a few miles away smell so fucking delicious. Becoming blind and deaf was not something I would wish upon my worst enemies... actually, yes it would be. However, its not something I particularly want to go through again and I swear to god the next person to come up and touch my face...*ahem* (keep it together Korban)... Where was I? OH YES! That son of a bitch Leonard Couldn't always know just how to fuck up someones day, wherever that cunt is. HE was the one to instigate Questra, that minx, and then she fought us destroyed his mechsuit, he shot his boom gun, she poked my eyes out, I save his life by casting an energy shield, and then essentially fuck him, by shooting the shield instead of Questra. I might as well have been drunk too with how poorly I shot. After regaining my sight and hearing, I then got capture by an AI, and almost became a Robot amongst other things. But I digress I'm getting rather angry and I'm surprised this keyboard is holding up with how furiously I'm typing. Until next time I bid you adeu.
Keep Raising Those Roofs,
Korban
As of now , I have almost died on SEVERAL occasions.... Lets see there was the time when we fought a brigade of Ghost Soldiers from the American Civil war, a Shemarian shot my gorgoeus face off. UGH the things I would have done to that bitch to get back at her. But, sadly she's dead. Then there was that time I was stuck in limbo for Muhammad knows what reason. I could have sworn I was there for MONTHS! No food, no water, only me, myself, and Jill. Lily was on vacay. However, what felt like months was Being blind and deaf really takes its toll on you, but my god did those cinnabuns that old hag was making a few miles away smell so fucking delicious. Becoming blind and deaf was not something I would wish upon my worst enemies... actually, yes it would be. However, its not something I particularly want to go through again and I swear to god the next person to come up and touch my face...*ahem* (keep it together Korban)... Where was I? OH YES! That son of a bitch Leonard Couldn't always know just how to fuck up someones day, wherever that cunt is. HE was the one to instigate Questra, that minx, and then she fought us destroyed his mechsuit, he shot his boom gun, she poked my eyes out, I save his life by casting an energy shield, and then essentially fuck him, by shooting the shield instead of Questra. I might as well have been drunk too with how poorly I shot. After regaining my sight and hearing, I then got capture by an AI, and almost became a Robot amongst other things. But I digress I'm getting rather angry and I'm surprised this keyboard is holding up with how furiously I'm typing. Until next time I bid you adeu.
Keep Raising Those Roofs,
Korban