Is zis thing on? Hallo? Hallo? It's? Ah. Yes, I knew zat. Ahem. Greetings, Mein Subjekts! I am, how you say, ein "scientist"! "Veissenschaftler", in ze German, but you apparently speak a crap language. "American". PAH! Anyvay. On your left, ist mein scalpel. On your right ist mein sample tray. Zat is ver your organs are goink, yes? As ze local "Mercenaries" seem to be fond of sayink... Velcome to Hell. It is your home now. Verstehen? Haben sie Anfragen? Nein? Gut. |