So apparently not all ghosts are semi-lucid, who knew? I put myself in far more danger than I originally thought, and for what exactly? A bunch of smelly orphans, that's what! Don't get me wrong I don't hate kids, but I don't want to die for them. I just have a little soft spot for them... Maybe I should get that checked, make sure it is not a virus or maliciously placed if/then protocol. Luckily it all worked out thanks to a little knowledge I picked up from those encyclopedias as well as some "divine intervention" from Slick. I also think I look rather dashing with a beard, maybe I will keep it, even after get my synthetic skin replaced. Who knows?
Now all I need is a bear.