I feel that it needs to be stated that any position of leadership obtained by ones on stupidity is not something to be respected. I am inputting this entry while I wait to be sent on a mission with the rest of Alpha Team to deal with a problem created by Slick, he thought it would be a good idea to talk to a bunch of voodoo cultists about getting a magic sword. If that was not bad enough he then thought it was a good idea to make fun of them and tell them he was no longer interested. Not surprisingly they did not like this and declared war on us. Now Alpha Team has been given the option to go deal with the situation. I hardly feel as if I have a choice, if I don't go I am certain some of Alpha Team will die, and I am just terrible at making new friends. In charge of this mission is Slick for some reason, I am told it is something along the lines of "It is his problem so he has to solve it" or some such nonsense. As far as I am concerned he is not my leader and I plan on listening to no order he gives, unless of course it is one I could see myself giving. So now we sit here waiting for the Demo-man to finish making an explosive that I have tasked him with creating to blow the problem out of the water and to give Char a new burn mark!
So apparently not all ghosts are semi-lucid, who knew? I put myself in far more danger than I originally thought, and for what exactly? A bunch of smelly orphans, that's what! Don't get me wrong I don't hate kids, but I don't want to die for them. I just have a little soft spot for them... Maybe I should get that checked, make sure it is not a virus or maliciously placed if/then protocol. Luckily it all worked out thanks to a little knowledge I picked up from those encyclopedias as well as some "divine intervention" from Slick. I also think I look rather dashing with a beard, maybe I will keep it, even after get my synthetic skin replaced. Who knows? Now all I need is a bear.
If I ever forget why I wanted to sign up for this expedition I know my memory has been compromised. It is because I want to see as many cool and terrifying prehistoric fauna, and the kill them, and as part of the advanced team I get to do exactly that. This time I was able to see the amalgamation of a turtle, a brontosaurus, and an eldritch horror. My only regret is that we were only able to fight them for about fifteen seconds before we were able to bring the two of them down. I suppose I should mention it here that my continued meetings with so-called "Future Shakes" are becoming more frequent, and I almost believe him. I suppose that means I should stop trying to disrupt the causal flow as that could be most detrimental to my future health...nah! I drew this to commemorate my victory!
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