I'm Sean Connery. Maybe you've heard of me; I'm kind of a big deal. Maybe you haven't. If not, then you only have yourshelf to blame.
Onshe upon a time, sheveral shenturies ago, I wash a mega-shelebrity. I acted in moviesh and wash part of sheveral franchishes. I wash Indiana Jones' father, played both King Richard and King Arthur, and taught Duncan MacLeod how to ushe a shword. I wash Jamesh Bond for Chrisht fucking Shake!!! My acting career shpanned fifty yearsh, and I wash voted Shcotland'sh "Man of the Shentury." Mine wash a houshhold name. Unfortunately, life ish unpredictable ash fuck shometimes, and now I'm a robot.
Onshe upon a time, sheveral shenturies ago, I wash a mega-shelebrity. I acted in moviesh and wash part of sheveral franchishes. I wash Indiana Jones' father, played both King Richard and King Arthur, and taught Duncan MacLeod how to ushe a shword. I wash Jamesh Bond for Chrisht fucking Shake!!! My acting career shpanned fifty yearsh, and I wash voted Shcotland'sh "Man of the Shentury." Mine wash a houshhold name. Unfortunately, life ish unpredictable ash fuck shometimes, and now I'm a robot.