Artyom's poor poor Dorogoy! His poor hoverbike! Why does this accursed swamp hate Artyom?? Alpha's team scouting party decide to fly through "Laying Lines" of demon gypsy magics, which kick Artyom off him bike! Then no sooner does bike get found but stealthy silent island with mouth attempt to make borscht out of Artyom and bike together! Artyom was sneaking so well too... but moon was in cahoots with evil swamp and conspire to hurt all loved ones. At least Artyom save him Dorogoy and feed angry island delicious plasma harpoon down throat. Much less nutritious than drunk Russian and bike! Alpha's Team has... interesting way of doing things. Scouting team found big camp of cannibals just like the one French-man brought back. Artyom watch whole team set up elaborate plan with disguised cyborg and fake prisoner, then from distance Artyom just watch cyborg kick head off of cannibal leader! Truly amazing servo-motors... Artyom must get closer look at these bionics. Artyom will end this journal entry now, as it is not particularly appropriate time to recording "for postaritry". Currently Alpha's Team is run away from Giant Tree Monsters (evil demons driven by moon-rage and bloodlust!) and even worse, Artyom keep thinking he hear strange clicking sound in the bushes... Where is vodka? Артем Евгений Чебышева | Artyom was all like "Nnnnnnnyyyyyyyeetttttt!" |