Bror, Bror, Bror, how can you be so precious and so incompetent at the same time? If you had just sat back and let me handle it, you wouldn't have had to spend all that time in the brakvand. Although that rust was really smart, for a fungus. It looked like it needed electricity, could it have sensed Bror's power and tried to use him like a battery? Or maybe the pirates just wanted to take as many of us as they could? Either way, I need more practice with my stegeso, I could barely make a shot against that affald suit. Not that Bror's awful driving made it any better. I still don't know why vores engel lets him drive that, he's going to get us both killed some day.
This lorte swamp is starting to get annoying. I can deal with Dinosaurs and stuff I can hit, but RUST!? I don't even know how I would START to fight rust. It's not like I can just shave it off of stuff, right? It'd just grow back. I suppose this was one of the times søster shines, though. Or it would have been if I hadn't jumped onto a suit of aquatic power armor and let it drag me underwater... I'll admit, that was my own skide fault. Although even that shouldn't have made her miss so many of her shots, considering she uses a flame-SKIDE-thrower. Neither of us worked to our best abilities here, and if vores engel ever found out I fear we'd be skrottet...
These weirdo radiation cultists probably aren't all that smart, it should be pretty easy to take care of them if we do it right. In fact, we already put a genius plan into action, didn't we, Søster? We did indeed, Bror, and I think everyone will agree that it's a great plan. I believe you're right, only a fool could see our plan as anything other than perfect. That being said, we should probably run now. The flames are beginning to take hold in the trees, and the mushroom has formed up quite nicely. Agreed. Grab my arm and I'll pull you along as fast as I can. So -pant- when do you think -pant we'll get back to the others? Well you're the one that can see in the dark, but I suppose it depends on whether they've figured out the significance of our plan. Well I don't -pant- see them yet...wait, there they are! They don't seem to be moving yet, though. Well, then we'll just have to warn them - Run run run run run! - Ok, I think they get the point. Onwards!
So we each had an idea - good ones, this time. However, we'll need (Doctor/Professor) White to help with these. We have included the appropriate blueprints, and believe you should find everything up to code, so if you could get back to us with the finished products we would be in your debt. Thanks in advanced! Also, we can provide everalds, sapphires, and - what we believe to be - obsidian, but we'd like some additional gems if possible. So if you leave room for further modifications, we can just find more later.
It's nice to be back in our bodies again. I was really worried Hagan would try something, but he's actually a pretty cool guy. We'd worry about Artyom, but he's got this. Then again, there's a LOT of magic here. We may not be able to erase it all, and it's not like we get to choose. Still, robot arms usually beat squishy flesh- Oh, hah hah. "Beat," like literally. -so I'm sure he'll be fine. Either way, I just hope they decide they don't want to fight. As long as our dead zone holds, they can't break through our armor, but it won't be able to outlast this entire tribe. I DO have my flamethrower, which will give us a nice barrier... and I can probably hit most of them to death without breaking a sweat... And Breckenridge is just...scary, he'll probably eat them or something. I hope the new guy is ready for a fight, because he's going to have to help too. Yeah, he seems kind of...nervous, or something.
Dear Diary,
Bror had to go "do a thing," so I finally have some alone time<3 You know, that big jerk Hagan turned us all into robots! I REALLY hope min engel understands, there was no way we could stop that little robot from blowing a hole clean through us~ Still, I can't wait until we get our old bodies back, I miss being able to feel things. I've been...calibrating, I think, and I can't really feel the triggers on my babies anymore, so it's going to be harder to time my shots so the first ones don't kill~ Speaking of, we really didn't have a chance back there, you know. I kind of wish I got to see everyone else die, but that dumb shorty killed us first, can you believe that!? :( Poor Ty, he really did try his best to save me, but I guess he really is the one that needs protecting <3 GOD DAMMIT SØSTER. I love you, but you're such a FUCKING civilian sometimes! Not that those other useless fucks could fucking do anything about that asswipe robot, either. We should have just cut our fucking losses and gotten the fuck out of there when we had the chance. Now we're all fucking robots like Lasspiss. This Hagan bastard better be able to get us back to normal, because this most definitely breaks the prerogative. Oh, min engel, I hope you can forgive us for this setback, I promise everything will be as it should soon enough...
What happened, søster? One second you were right there, and the next you were way behind us. I thought you were gone forever.
I don't know. One second I was right there, and the next I was just...in the sky. ... At least you took care of me, bror. I didn't feel anything at all on the way down. Ah...it hurts just thinking about that... It's ok, I was rescued! Really? There was someone in the swamp after all? It was Shakes! He found me, and... And? And he...*blush* ...AND? He had his way with me... ............ He fiddled around inside me... ............ He bonded me to him... ............ And then his friend showed up! ...................................................... No, no! I mean his wizard friend! He warped me back from the future and stuff, and then you found me! Wait, with magic? Hm? OH! Yeah, he just snapped his fingers and warped me back as if I wasn't even TRYING to stop him! I don't even think you could have done anything against him, bror! Hm~ That sounds fun! I hope we get to see him again. Oh, yeah, he also said Hr Bostock is going to try to tell us what to do at some point. Oho? Well I hope he's ready for us not to care, because he'd better have a REALLY good reason for it. Højre? Now then, søster, tell me more about this guiden tid... It knew. The look in its eye told more than the gibberish in its mouth. It knew everything and more. And it knew we know what it knew. Jeb knows too, which is why it tried to shut him up. But Jeb was ready for it. And he wasn't alone. Unfortunately, they killed it. We couldn't find the answer. But it's close. We've almost found one. A Raptor King.
Roses are Red
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